Like that matters. Getting front page is satisfaction enough. People are way to credulous about Reddit stories, as if the usernames make them more credible than 4chan.

Now listen here, "jquery", if that is your real--oh, whoa, wait, jquery? The javascript framework!? Dude! Oh I'm sorry, man. My bad, I was just... I didn't... I'm really sorry!

Now let me tell you a really cool nerd fantasy story that never happened.

This definitely made my day. Thank you.

That's probably the Bait. The poster gained a lot of comment karma from his responses.

It seems very unlikely that this story is true.